DAHLIA SNOB SOCIETY HOODIE

Are you a dahlia snob? A true dahlia snob doesn’t just grow flowers—they curate living works of art. Their patch isn’t a garden and don't you dare call it a “flowerbed.”

They swirl their coffee the same way they swirl a stem of Peaches-n-Cream, examining the form, depth of color, and petal precision like a sommelier judging a vintage Bordeaux. “Ah yes,” they’ll murmur, “excellent form, slight quilling, center holds nicely… unlike last season’s tragic batch.”

Every plant label is handwritten in perfect calligraphy, because dahlias deserve nothing less. And come show season? They strut down the rows with the intensity of a runway judge. If your dahlia has a sniff of a cucumber beetle chomp, expect a look of pity usually reserved for supermarket carnations.

If this sounds like you, then this hoodie is for you! Join the club!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem


Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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